Fairy Tale Assassin - Chapter 1
This story is a dark homage to the Fractured Fairy Tales which was part of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle TV series from the late 50s/early 60s. You can find them on Youtube if you are unfamiliar with the series.
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Chapter 6
Late into the night, Ruby and I walked to the wall surrounding Morum. The so-called moot was nothing more than a foul-smelling ditch, which I think they used as a toilet. We already knew only a gate closed at the entrance of the main road at night.
As we walked along the side of the fortifications, they did not impress me. After all, Iโve seen plenty of actual castles when I traveled in my past life. Throughout Europe, such defensive walls were massive, redundant, and well thought out. However, this fairy tale capital city didnโt have such a wall. The fairly low barrier, along with the lack of a strong moot, convinced me Morum would not last long in a war. It also got me to wonder about the rumors of encroaching war.
Getting through the muck was gut-retching but doable. We found a level place to unwind my coiled rope. After I backed Ruby away, I wound up my grappling hook, which I covered with my cape to deaden the noise. My first attempt only managed to hit the bottom of the battlement, landing back near my feet. Scanning the top of the wall, we could only see lanterns far away. From the lack of movement throughout the night, I rightly guessed the guards were not on high alert.
Another windup and I got my hook over the battlement. We barely heard the thud. Pulling back on the rope, I tested the device several times using all my weight. It seemed stable enough, so I started climbing. When I got to the top, I was so winded I swore the guards would hear my gasping. Struggling to get over the ramparts, the burning sensation of my undeveloped arm muscles nearly caused me to slip back. Finally, I slid over the stone and landed on my feet. Amid my pants, I shook the rope several times. It was Rubyโs signal to tie the rope around her waist. She quickly followed me over the top while I pulled on the rope to help.
โTis exciting!โ she whispered when she joined me.
โIt wonโt be if weโre caught,โ I whispered back. โHold my shirt as we walk. Iโll find us a place to get down from here.โ
Escaping the notice of the guards turned harder than I thought. First, the area below the wall inside the city was pitch black in most places. The lanterns near the corner tower remained unmoved, but we couldnโt approach the area for fear of waking the guards. So, I made my way along the top of the wall until I stumbled upon a solution. Actually, I nearly tripped over a wooden case. When I went to my knee with a pained grunt, my hand reached out and found an open area where I thought the low stone wall stood. On my hands and knees, I found the rickety wooden stairs leading down.
A few minutes later, I had my cape back on with the hood over my head. The rope coil hung over my shoulder and my grappling hook hanging from my belt. I let Ruby guide us, since I figured she had more sense about where we could find a place to stay out of sight until sunrise. According to my partner, the night watch will ask questions when they donโt know you and see you walking the streets at night.
We took several twists and turns through various back alleys which smelled as bad as the ditch outside the wall. Ruby stopped us once when she heard men coming out of a building. Fortunately, they passed by without noticing our position in the shadows. She told me we should find stables soon. As soon as we turned into another alley, I nearly ran her over when she halted.
โMy, an old soul. Itโs been years since I felt such a presence,โ a gruff voice spoke up.
A flicker of light flashed on a manโs fingertip, revealing a white bearded man with a hawk-like face as he lit his pipe. He casually sat on a crate, puffing on the pipe for a moment, while I gawked at him.
โThe question is, should I kill you now, or later?โ he asked himself as he blew the tobacco smoke into the air.
โThereโs no reason to kill anyone.โ I felt a chill run down my back as I replied.
Stepping in front of Ruby, I felt her tugging on my cape to run away. However, I knew such an action would do us now good. The man in front of us never fully looked our way. It was his way of showing how minuscule we were to him.
โListen, Iโve done nothing to you, mister. Hell, we donโt even know who you are! Weโll leave quietly.โ
โIโll introduce myself, Covan,โ he chuckled, then snapped his finger.
My blood froze and I couldnโt move.
I mean, I felt like a damn statue. Behind me, I heard Rubyโs sudden intake of breath when the spell struck her.
โIโm known as Myrddin Wyllt. They call me by many names in other realms. Here Iโmโฆโ
โIโve heard of you!โ
Surprisingly, my mouth still worked.
โYouโre also called Merlin, the Magician who helped King Aurther? Seriously, youโre the greatest of sorcerers. What the hell are you hanging in a back alley at night and messing with us?โ
He tilted his head at my reaction before he gave a hearty laugh. Still, the manโs laughter was unsettling.
โAs I thought, an old soul who knows too much. Youโve already taken the young lass on a different destination. Itโs not good to meddle in the future.โ
Thatโs when I realized heโs talking about the โbutterfly effectโ so prevalent in science fiction stories. Take a different path in a storyline and it will unwind the expected result at the end of the story. But Iโm not apologizing for that. I donโt know about this world, but Iโm going to survive by my standards. Still, I felt like an urgent need to plead my case before the executioner.
โRuby doesnโt deserve such a fate. Sheโs with me now and thereโs no wolf after her. Besides, her grandma is a bitch. This place is so screwed up. Thereโs nothing here that makes sense.โ
โThatโs probably true, but youโre dangerous,โ he calmly blew out a puff of smoke.
A laugh escaped from me.
โAh, thatโs not even a funny joke. Iโm not superpowered with weapons and magic. All I want to do is survive. Just think of me as a peddler with a wagon. If I get a little business going, Iโm good. Iโll hang out in my corner of the world and keep out of everyoneโs way.โ
For the first time, Myrddin looked over at me. He pulled a staff from out of nowhere. The yellow orb at the top of the staff changed colors.
โHumm, your words appear true. However, you donโt belong here. Changing situations affect other realms. Still, such changes occur across time and space in this realm. Itโs too bad for you. But whatโs a guy to do? Iโll make your death painless.โ
His resigned voice made my fear factor go through the roof. Still, the nonchalant attitude about killing us got me angry.
โThatโs your bullshit rationalization,โ my voice strained as I pushed myself to move against the spell. โThis place isnโt close to the stories I know. How the hell is my knowing that three little pigs lose two of their houses before they kill and eat the wolf affecting anything in this place?โ
โPhhfff!โ he chuckled. โWhat nonsense are you telling me, Covan?โ
My story definitely changed his expression. The glow of his pipe showed his dark eyes light up with interest.
โThe truth! I know these stories from my realm, from Cinderella to The Juniper Tree. Who writes stories about cannibalism, infanticide and revenge for kids?โ
โWhaโthatโs the tale? Totally incorrect, which shows ignorance which accompanies you. What other strange stories do you know from your world?โ
โPlenty of them. I havenโt met Cinderella, but Iโm guessing her sisters didnโt cut off their toes to fit in the glass slipper to marry the prince.โ
The man shook his head and rolled his eyes at my statement.
โI donโt see the lover of Empress Boju worrying about such things. After all, she killed them to marry Prince Ravana at the orders of the empress.โ
โThere, that proves it!โ I tried to smile with a frozen face. โThereโs no butterfly effect. Iโve had villagers trying to kill me for being a zombie. Grimm never wrote about the undead like a movie. It proves nothing Iโve read fits this place.โ
I caught my breath as the great sorcerer muttered under his breath.
โThereโs something else you must know. Ruby knows nothing about Snow White or these stories. Emerald City doesnโt have a yellow brick road. Iโll bet thereโs no Dorothy or Toto there since I hear itโs full of brothels.โ
He laughed at my reply.
โIt seems your dimension carries far different tales. Tis not unexpected. While Iโm a godlike being, I cannot know every variation of timelines. You mentioned Grimm. As in the brothers?โ
I hesitated while digesting his oversized ego before I answered.
โYes, of course. Who else are there?โ
After a puff of smoke let loose, he took a deep breath.
โMany others, Iโm afraid. Myths abound throughout time and along many threads of time and space. A second rate mage learns space bends and warps with time constantly. Stillโฆโ the wizard went quiet for a moment.
His furrowed brow made me hold my breath. Finally, Merlin nodded to himself.
โI need to ponder upon what youโve told me. The brothers caused me problems in the past. Besides, youโve made me curious.โ
The manโs sick grin didnโt make me feel vibes. Then he looked at Ruby.
โI give you a fair warning, young lady. Miss Riding Hood cannot stop the story once it starts. You will suffer your fate. Not even an old soul can stop that.โ
Myrddin Wyllt disappeared. I stood there with the strange sensation filling my body after he released us. I stood there, frozen with trepidation and questions. Lost in my thoughts, I almost didnโt notice the hands on my shoulders.
โCovan, what just hath happened? Doth thee knoweth yond terrible wizard?โ Her words finally got me to turn around.
โI know of him.โ
I mumbled out with a mouth of cotton while trying to keep my knees from buckling. After a couple of breaths, I brought my arm around her shoulders.
โWhat of those stโries thee toldeth that gent. And his warning to me?โ
โHeโs a troublemaker, but donโt worry about it right now,โ I forced a smile. โLetโs find a place to rest and we can talk about it more.โ
Ruby stared at me for a moment, then she led us out of the alley. When we finally found a place to bed down, it was the hayloft over a stinking stable. Fortunately, the rodents didnโt bother us as we lay on the soft bedding of hay. I explained as much as I could while maintaining my lie. My previous life was off the table. Seriously, whoโs going to believe I suddenly died and woke up with people trying to kill me? So, I just told her we had myths in America that seem similar to some things in this land. She told me how much fear overwhelmed her from the spell he cast on us.
My story appeared to work, since Ruby remains convinced that Iโm a noble. I think the encounter with Merlin or Myrddin reinforced the idea. As we talked, it was the first time I asked questions about magic. Before meeting the sorcerer, of course, I knew such a thing could not exist in reality. Sure, fairy tales talk a lot about it, but Iโm still stuck in a mindset developed over seventy years in another world.
โWhat shall befall to me? The wizard warned me, but I understand not.โ
โIโm not sure,โ I confessed to her. โBut itโs not something to worry too much about. He probably just wanted to frighten you.โ
I gave her a reassuring hug.
What did the bastard mean by her fate?
Unfortunately, Ruby knew little about magic other than she held a great fear of it. Fortunately, they are rare and keep to themselves, mostly. She told me that witches and sorcerers live their lives mostly hidden from the public. She described some tales of nobles using them to punish or help them. Ruby pulled her dagger and pointed out the curse from her grandmother was magical.
Yes, I obviously didnโt consider that part of it. My twenty-first century thinking disregarded an important part of fairy tales. From Sleeping Beauty to Rapunzel, curses and magic made up a huge chunk of the stories and how they ended.
โWell, letโs get sleep and weโll figure it out in the morning.โ
I brought her close, and she laid her head on my shoulder. As I tried to rest, my tired mind kept coming back to the important things I needed to accomplish. Now that magic came into my thoughts, the need to find something to defend against such a thing suddenly rose to the top of the list. Survival against an unknown danger like Myrddin required defenses and knowledge, which I didnโt have.